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Somebody, maybe in Portsmouth, NH, has been spending some major change mailing unhinged QAnon cards to people in the Boston area about how the world's going to end next month, although for some reason they're not sure if it'll be April 15 or April 22. Have you gotten one?

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So is this going to be a biblical end of the world or one of the more secular types? I need to know what outfit to wear.

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They need to have a rain date.

I'm not so sure this is the right sequence of events. My pet prophecy promises that it starts with an earthquake, then birds, snakes, an aeroplane ... eye of a hurricane ... wire in a fire ... furies breathing down your neck ... etc.

That's quite an agenda to fill in two weeks.

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'Cause you really started something

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And Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

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So, are taxes still due?

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Pretty certain about that.

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Guess it's time to sell Rapture pet insurance!

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I'm going on vacation starting then

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...from this mortal coil!

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We got one of these cards. How nice.

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..

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I'll be rescheduling all of my meetings for the last week of April. I'll be really upset if this doesn't come true and I end up with 94 meetings on the same day.

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But, if you don’t send cards yourself, don’t expect anyone to send them to you.

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The streams are crossing.

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So deliveries are continuing throughout Boston. As for the "how", apparently the Marburg virus is somehow involved?

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