A not-at-all-sleep-deprived citizen filed a 311 complaint at 4:59 a.m. on Monday to report "overflowing trash and black dildos" at 31 St. Lukes Rd. off Comm. Ave. in Allston. Submitted as evidence was a blurry photo of same (ed note: Which appears to show two of them).
Public Works, of course, sent a crew out as soon as the shop opened, but reports that by the time they got there at 7:47 a.m.:
No violation found, upon arrival building maintenance was on scene cleaning up area. Will monitor property.
Slutcracker throws in the vibrator, cancels remainder of performances due to Covid-19.