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Man charged as Orange Line masturbator

Kevin Churnetski

Transit Police report arresting Kevin Churnetski, 39, on charges he whipped out his alleged manhood on a northbound Orange Line train and "performed a lewd act in full view of all passengers."

His alleged performance happened around 3:30 p.m. on March 7 on a train approaching Haymarket, where at least one passenger departed and alerted police. Officers caught up with Churnetski a couple weeks later and arrested him on a charge of open and gross lewdness, police say.

Innocent, etc.

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Never got over the Imperial take over on Bespin.

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Why do they keep typecasting this guy as a masturbator?

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Typecast actors seldom want for work. And this guy was apparently the hardest working man on the Orange Line, as it were.

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^Rejected romance novel title.

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I'm just curious if this guy so happens to be one of those registered (or unregistered) sex offenders whose address is the Shattuck or Pine Street. Hundreds of them out there we don't even know about. Sooner or later they'll end up doing something that's a little bit more than open and gross lewdness. What's this guy's background? If he want to make his shit public as he did, then, hell, why is the public allowed to the get the full rundown on this guy? Or any of these perverts who get caught on the T ? fAre my kids safe to ride the train with these perverts never spending any time in jail for Open and Gross Lewdness?????

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"Churn"etski

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nm

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Kevin?

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At least something on the Orange Line was moving.

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Not buying it

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If I saw this guy on the T, my immediate thought would be "This guy is going to whip it out any second now."

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His behavior is gross and creepy, but I feel sorry for the poor bastard and any family he has.

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I'm sure you could pay him a visit in jail. Just be careful if you shake hands. I have a feeling he wouldn't shake using his hands.

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