A real clown, on a clown bike, who began yelling and making threatening gestures at a woman who didn't respond when he asked how to get to Waltham.
Which reminds me of a little story....in my youth I worked at Sears Package Pick-up and I remember one day seeing a van parked at "Package Pick-Nose" and it had written on the side the name of a clown, "available for birthday parties, etc.." We were sort of joking about it because a different clown had been in the paper the previous week as part of a domestic violence report -- "naked woman flees local clown's house" or some such Onion-worthy headline. We were joking about that when this very non-clown looking guy tore into us for "talking shit about people you don't know anything about!" He got into the van and drove off.
It was a little window into a seamy underside of a clown community apparently very tight and protective of its own. I've never been able to look at a clown the same way again...
Although I still find myself talking shit about people I don't know.
You, sir, are a clownophobe.
"Getting testy", "speaking aggressively", etc strikes me as a pretty sketchy basis for an arrest and prosecution. We would need 30 more prisons to hold all the Massholes.
At least he's not accused of assault and battery with a dangerous seltzer bottle.
A cream pie!
...one prison cell could hold hundreds of them.
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